So this is the conversation I just had:
Oliver: “Mommy! Mommy! I need you!” This coming from the downstairs toilet.
Me: “What do you need?”
Oliver: “I need juice!”
Me: “You can’t have juice in the toilet, you can have it when you come out.”
Oliver: “But my poop’s too big! And you told me I had to drink more liquid!”
Me: “Oh, well it won’t help you right now!”
Oliver: “Did you hear that?”
Me: “Hear what?”
Oliver: “That big plop when the poop sploshed in the water!”
Me: “Yes, I heard it.”
Oliver: “I don’t need my juice now the poop is out!”
Isn’t life as a parent rewarding, fulfilling and full of poop!
